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Thursday, November 04, 2010

Men Will Never Change


Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Stuart

15 comments:

rene said...

You wrote this?

Jeevan said...

Funny... :)

Markable said...

loooool.This tricked me not once, not twice but thrice! err..
With the title I thought it was the man cheating.
From the start until the middle, I thought it was something really serious..
Then in the end, I LOL-ED.

13thWiTCH said...

@rene- no rene, its a repost ^.^

13thWiTCH said...

@jeevan - pasaway noh? *haha

13thWiTCH said...

@mark - hahahaha! ano yun fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me....fool me thrice....shameless ever na jud? *laughs

tim said...

Well, really men will never changed, except lang kung mix xa, kay mag jud.. :)

billig online einkaufen said...

Great article - thanks for sharing

13thWiTCH said...

@tim - haha buing na

Kikit said...

nakawata ko le. hihi :D

Leder Geldbörse said...

How can they? They are men.. :-)

13thWiTCH said...

@kitkit - lagi pasaway noh? haha

13thWiTCH said...

@leder - true! haha hopeless

herrenmode said...

no they won't change

Harley Davidson Geldbörse said...

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it ... hgeldboerse.blogspot.de